Bye, Old Friend

I've been wearing this jumper which I inherited from Monica and Melinda as bedwear for at least ten years now. It has doubled in size and length over the years and acquired so many holes that it no longer provides any warmth whatsoever. Whenever i wear it, i need at least 2 other layers to keep warm. It was getting slightly ridiculous so I had to force myself to get rid of it despite the memories it holds for me. Sniff sniff, buh bye old friend. You have served me well and you will be missed.