Lauren, the 3 Year Old Bowling Protege

On Track!

So my aim for this year is to jump on the plane once a month to make my mundane life more bearable haha .. so far it's going according to plan!

January - doesn't count because I hadn't started this hare-brained idea then.
February - Gold Coast with April
March - Christchurch to see Caroline
April - Melbourne to see the brats
May - Wellington to see Joekie
June - Sisters' trip to Sydney (well technically end of May but I'm calling it June!)

Not sure about the latter half of the year.

We are trying to get a booking at Tetsuya for a meal but the buggers only have an opening for 4 people. There's only 3 of us. So if there's a random in Sydney that reads my blog and is up for an 11 course meal at the end of May, drop me a line.

And I know I have a few outstanding posts to do about the camp and Melbourne so don't nag me about it!

Tap That!!

For those who don't know, chat roulette is a new internet craze. Basically, you chat with people via webcam and if you don't like the person you are chatting to, you can just click a button and go to the next person.

Check this out. Warning.. it's rude and R18 so make sure no kids are around when you play this. You will LOVE it.


So downloading that song by Lady Gaga.

Kids Say Th Darnest Things!

I'm on babysitting duties at the moment and am lookin after 3 kids - a 9 year old, a 7 year old and a 4 year old. They are gorgeous girls and are all very well-behaved so I don't really have to do much. Haha.

Anyway the 7 year old said she still feels like a 6 year old and I said how come? The 9 year old piped up and said because you aren't a baby anymore but you aren't a young lady yet. Lol. I guess it's the same at every age. I still feel 25 deep down inside. Deep deep DEEP down.

Public Announcement!!

I am marrying Gerald Butler when I grow up. That's all.

Logan's Joke

Logan was in bed and he called out to his mum to share a joke:

Q: Why does the dog want to stay in the shade?

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A: Because he doesn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I thought it was hilarious. What does that say about me, I wonder?

If You Want Something Done Right......

You know the saying, but this is just getting a tad ridiculous!!



VERY talented, if a tad schizophrenic.